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Friday, June 2

I'LL SQUIRT ANYONE FOR A BURGER

OMG Kirstie, what the fug happened to you? Isn't the whole Jenny Craig thing working out? I've seen you in countless Jenny commercials flaunting your new and improved waistline, but here you're pictured with what looks like three waistlines. If you take on the responsibility of spokeswoman for a diet company, then you must be an avid wearer of a strong girdle when you go out and about in free reign of photogs. Kristie is seen here squirting the unrelenting press with her bazooka-like water gun in an effort to send them scattering. I just hope she keeps up the good work - just as long as she steers clear of the fast food drive-thru's and ever-so-luscious Big Gulps...By Ed Bro [source]
posted by Natalie at 9:43 AM

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