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• The Mad Hatter would be Johnny Depp.

• The White Queen would be Nicole Kidman...because she is so porcelain white! and a great actress.

• The Red Queen would be Perez Hilton, because let's face it...he's such a Queen!

• and last...Tweedledee & Tweedledum would be Eddie*(Tweedledee) and Rene* Ufret(Tweedledum).

They were focused. They stalked from a usual base of operations, 100 yards from their victims. It was close enough to see their prey, but not close enough to be seen and scare off their victims. They attacked when the lights were low. They liked their victims young and alone. They tried to attack when no other sharks were around to compete. They learned from previous kills.

Holy shit! That's exactly how I stalk my prey!

The Creator Still shocked when people label her the next J.K. Rowling, the 34-year-old Arizona author — just five years ago an unpublished stay-at-home mother of three boys — hasn't yet gotten used to her volcanic burst of fame. ''At photo shoots I feel like I should be the one moving the lights or fixing the iPod or handing the photographer his water,'' says Meyer.

For her part, Stewart was attracted to the role of Bella because of the gawky teen's first brush with romance. ''What I love about the story,'' Stewart says, ''is that it's about a very logical, pragmatic girl who you think would never get swept into something that has this bizarre power.''

Twilight message boards initially lit up with criticism over the Brit's casting. But now, it seems, fangirls couldn't be more pleased. ''There is going to be a group of girls who will follow his actions from now on,'' says Twilight author Stephenie Meyer.

After seeing an initial cut of the film, Meyer only had one request: Tone down the kissing scene. ''You're not going to have anything to work with as the series continues,'' Meyer told Hardwicke. The director obliged. ''In a weird way I think it's better,'' Hardwicke says.

Though starring in one of the most anticipated films of the 2008 holiday season, Stewart shied away from declaring victory before Twilight's release. ''Everyone said this is a big-deal movie. But I hate when people celebrate before you have something to celebrate about.''

After Twilight opened at No. 1 with $70 million, there was cause to celebrate — and to greenlight the sequel, The Twilight Saga: New Moon, which will hit theaters on Nov. 20, 2009.

Stephanie Meyers speaks to EW.com about The Twilight saga: New Moon, and spoils it for some.

The teaser one-sheet for The Twilight Saga: New Moon, in theaters Nov. 20, has been released confirming what we long suspected -- both Edward (Robert Pattinson) and Jacob (Taylor Lautner) are hotter with shorter hair. At first glance, I thought this poster belonged to Lautner: The clenched fist and jaw, the bicep, the eye. (And again, the hair.) But then I looked closer at Pattinson, smiled that I actually get paid for this, and noted the purposeful peek of manly chest hair. Suddenly, I remembered that New Moon is a battle between a boy and a man -- not just a wolf and a vampire -- for Bella's affections. (You'll need to find an enlarged image to fully appreciate what I'm extracting from the photo. Of chest hair. Wait, this is what I get paid for?)

My other thoughts: That expressive look on Kristen Stewart's face allows me to hope that the acting in the sequel will be much improved. The coloring of the background reminds me of fan-made New Moon posters. (Coincidence?) I'm liking that this film already feels darker and more atmospheric than the first.

They almost look like manequins. The chemistry between Pattinson and Stewart was largely what lead Twilight director Catherine Hardwicke to cast the 22 year old Brit as Edward. "It was electric," Hardwicke says of the now infamous bedroom screen test. "The room shorted out, the sky opened up, and I was like, "this is going to be good."