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Sunday, August 27

Single File

Angelina and Brad are still together, after many attempts by Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston to separate the my dreams that is. Jennifer seemed to be the perfect person for Brad. If you think about who he has been with over the years, she was incomparable to the other bishes.
We will soon see Suri hand in hand with her dad Tom Cruise the way we saw Woody Allen and Sun Yi. Tom and his Scientology ways will move him toward a second Hollywood incestuous relationship.
Hi Y'all! Can you dig my outfit? I went crazy the other day at this Emmy fashion thing picking up freebies and these cool hats. Yes Freebies! You could never have too many hats y'all.
Cameron Diaz looks quite ducky here with her strangely wide mouth. Her hair is another story! Bad move Daffy...blonde suits you best.
This lil' boy is cute. Don't get scurred folks! The child is not Pru's. She hasn't spawned a child yet because she is worried he/she will have her congenital eye defect.
ON THE MIC photo
This is the worst pic of Jessica Simpson I've ever seen! She needs to continue the Pro Active regimen for it to work. But can it take away the ugly in someone? Usually, she looks great.
Baking in the sun does so much damage. The guy in the middle of Scary and Sneezy is the perfect example of how not to forget your sunblock. I think he applied it to his face and forgot about his neck.
Mark Walberg and Barbie are co-starring in a movie called invincible. Here they attend the New York premiere of their film, about a Philadelphia Eagles fan who tried out for the team on a whim and became a winner.
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Thursday, August 24

Celebrity Gosspel..I Mean Gossip

Hefty Mariah sings her heart out Wednesday at her Madison Square Garden concert, along with Jay-Z. Also performing, Sean "Diddy" Combs and a gospel choir from True Worship Church of East New York. Put some clothes on Mariah, you are over thirty now.
Ashlee Simpson drops in on Usher backstage at his Broadway theater on Wednesday before he heads out to razzle-dazzle the audience as slick lawyer Billy Flynn in Chicago. Looks like Ashley may need another nose job. Is her nose growing?
In this picture of Penelope Cruz, looks like if she took off her glasses, her nose would come off too. She also attended Usher's show in New York on Tuesday.
Uma Thurman takes a ride with some on- again ugly dude named Andre Balazs on Wednesday in New York City. You know, I live in New York City and haven't had the pleasure of seeing a celeb.
Jakey Gyllenhaal shops his heart out at the New York clothing store James Perse on Wednesday. Ok now Jake, what is up with those cargo shorts you always wear? Doesn't really go with that button down shirt. Eddie bro, he needs your help on fashion!
Meanwhile at the other side of town, his sister, Maggie, is just about ready to "blow a baby out her lower extremeties " as Jenny McCarthy so gently puts it.
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Wednesday, August 23

Photo I want it and I want it now! This thing can hold twice as much as the Ipod Nano can. It also looks nice. Best I come!!!
Lindsay Puts On Her Party Hat | Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay and her fashion sense are hard on my eyes. Unlike my brother, I'm not really a fan. When she stars in a well directed movie and shows mature acting abilities, maybe I will spare one eye.
Someone help this girl before the wind takes her!
This is not right! Someone needs to introduce him to Angie.

Looks like Mariah is ready for a jail cell, or a fashion rehab center.
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Sunday, August 20

Celebrity News

Bob Seger turned the page, and Metallica finally found justice for online fans. Now, only a few remaining big-name musical acts refuse to make their songs available on Apple Computer's popular iTunes Music Store.
Analysts say the online holdouts — including the Beatles, Led Zeppelin,

Radiohead and Kid Rock — probably can't avoid iTunes forever as fans flock to the Internet to buy music.
But the artists argue online distribution leaves them with too small a profit. And, they say, iTunes wrecks the artistic integrity of an album by allowing songs to be purchased by the track for 99 cents. Some bands, such as AC/DC have released albums on other, more flexible sites, but not iTunes. This could cut into Uncle Rico's football practice.
Jon Gries, the 49-year-old actor who starred as Napoleon Dynamite's football-flinging, Tupperware-hawking, steak-obsessed tormentor, is not expected to face criminal charges following an alleged road rage incident two weeks in Los Angeles.

Prosecutors said Friday that Gries will take part in a supervised mediation program instead.

How ironic for me...I just saw this movie (Napolian Dynomite) last night with my Bro Eddie. Hilarious!

Well, so much for sense, the sixth or any other kind.

Haley Joel Osment crashed his car into a pillar July 20, the Los Angeles District Attorney's Office filed three DUI-related charges Thursday against the former Academy Award nominee.

Osment, 18, is facing misdemeanor counts of driving under the influence, driving while having a blood alcohol level higher than the legal limit of .08--the D.A.'s office said Osment's was .16--and possessing marijuana while driving.

According to authorities, Osment was driving to his La Canada-Flintridge-area home in his 1995 Saturn shortly after 1 a.m. on July 20 when he apparently lost control of the car, jumped a curb and hit a brick mailbox post, causing his vehicle to flip over.

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"After This...Champange."

Boy George is cleaning up his act. The 45-year-old singer, born George O'Dowd, was ordered to work for the department after pleading guilty in March to falsely reporting a burglary at his lower Manhattan apartment. The officers who responded found cocaine instead.

In June, a judge issued a warrant for his arrest after Boy George initially failed to complete the requirements of his plea deal. When he appeared in court 10 days later, the judge called off the warrant but warned the singer he could not escape his community service commitment.

After five days pushing a broom, Boy George said it was time for a taste of the good life.

"I'm going to go off and have a glass of champagne," he said.

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Wednesday, August 9

Celebrity News

Actress Lindsay Lohan wants to entertain U.S. troops in Iraq and follow in the footsteps of her idol, Marilyn Monroe. Lohan is seen in Hollywood, California June 27, 2006. (Phil McCarten/Reuters)
Lindsay Lohan the next Marilyn? I don't think so! She plans to go to Iraq and entertain the troops, Just as Marilyn Monroe entertained thje troop in Korea in the 50s.I think she should stick to what she knows best, co-starring with a talking car and making teenage angst videos. Oh, we can't forget her infamous, excessive magazine covers. Following in the   footsteps of Nick Lachey & Jessica Simpson and Carmen Electra and   Dave Navarro, Blink-182 drummer and MTV reality star Travis Barker is   seeking a split from his wife of less than two years, former Miss USA   Shanna Moakler, People magazine reported Tuesday.
Meet the Barkers, Blink-182 drummer and MTV reality star Travis Barker is seeking a split from his wife of less than two years, former playboy playmate Shanna Moakler. They recently welcomed their second child together, Alabama, last Christmas Eve. (yikes! What a name.) She previously had a child(7) with ex Oscar De La Hoya named Atiana. Her first child with the Travis, Landon, is 2. Travis filed for a divorce on tuesday and gave no explanation to the public. They say it's the MTV curse. Jessica and Nick, Carmen and Dave and now the Barkers.
This photo, provided by Vibe magazine, shows Janet Jackson of the cover of the September issue of Vibe. Jackson, who is dating 33-year-old music producer Jermaine Dupri, talks about her relationship in the issue which is on newsstands Aug. 15, 2006. (AP Photo/Vibe magazine) Janet hides very little after loosing about 60 pounds. Vibe asks: Will she ever stop posing for sexy photos? "Of course. When I'm 80," she tells Vibe. "That's when I'll call it quits." On her nipple incident with Timberlake, she say "It's just over and done with. It's old. It's the past. It's history. I'm onto something new. Everybody got their licks in — those who wanted to — and it's done," For more on Janet, check out the 13th anniversary Vibe issue or click here: Some Hick News
The Soul Patrol is getting ready to mobilize, and this time   the record store is not the destination--the bookstore is.
Taylor Hicks on Write Track source-E! Online - Sun Aug 6, 7:28 PM ET

The Soul Patrol is getting ready to mobilize, and this time the record store is not the destination--the bookstore is.

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Monday, August 7

THE BUZZ photo
Britney takes a Sunday to shop her heart out and indulge in a coffee she isn't suppose to have. Here, she lets it all hang out and loose...I might add. I think a bra is in order here. Not the forbiden caffinated drink.
All the puppies in the world won't replace a baby, Jen. Steal Brad(the only sensible choice) for one night for his lil swimmers and replace that pup you just adopted with a bouncing baby boy or girl. I'm sure Angelina won't mind..being the rebel that she is and all.
Britney, her mom and sister Jamie Lynn are galavanting with their male made-to-order baby sitters. That's how you do it mothers! They also look good by your side.
Carmen Electra is a wee bit shy here because she forgot her knickers.
Diddy goes on a Bond-worthy mission Saturday in Saint-Tropez with a couple of model citizens – including Leonardo DiCaprio's main squeeze Bar Rafaeli (right) – to shoot an ad for his new Sean John fragrance Unforgivable. In the same waters last weekend, Diddy threw a bash to celebrate the fragrance.
Christey Brinkley strikes a pose as she runs some errands...solo. Her husband of 10 years is hitting the road after he slept with the babysitter. What is up with these older guys and these nannies? He had a model and still wasn't satisfied.
I want her bag and jeans! She lost 20 pounds and looks great. That's it! Time to hit the gym.
CAR JAM photo
Poor Lindsay. The crowd and paparazzi won't let up in this pic of her and her pal. Anybody would think it's Madonna!
My first book will be called "Lil Girl Lost" Lost In Her Mother's Clothing. A revealing biography on the billionaire baby, Mary Kate Olsen and her over-sized clothing problem.
He's definately compensating for something he's lacking. Or maybe he is trying to tell us something? A big weener?
Oral fixation? Perhaps. She needs to exude her talents without the whole sexual thing.
X APPEAL photo
Jenna Jameson strikes a pose with her wax figure at Madame Tussaudes in Las Vegas' Venetian Hotel and Casino. They did an amazing job on this one, unlike Brad's wax figure. [source]
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Sunday, August 6

The Next Whitney. (So they say)

I came across a TMZ post on Britney and this is what they are saying about her:

The video of Britney and K-Fed that just surfaced on YouTube is incredible and revealing. We don't know when it was shot, but let's give Brit the benefit of the doubt and say it was before her pregnancies. What's so amazing about it is that just years before, no one was more focused on her career and single-minded than Miss Spears. She may not have been a city slicker, but she knew what she wanted and knew how to get it. If this video speaks any truth, it's that the brass ring isn't all it's cracked up to be. I wonder if Lindsay Lohan has looked at the video and if it had an impact on her? Maybe all of us end up reflecting about our lives at the kitchen table. It just seems like this one is so much more of a train wreck than most. I've always rooted for Britney. What I love about her is that she is so unaffected by her stardom and wealth. As crazy as things got for her over the last year, I still thought she'd have a huge comeback. I still hope that, but now I am not so sure.We want to hear from you - LITERALLY! Call TMZ's toll-free number 866-895-8877 and sound off (but not for more than 30 seconds)! Start with your name and tell us where you live.

Here is the link:

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Tuesday, August 1

Rich Begger, Poor Begger

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