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Saturday, July 29

Seeing Double!

The skinny on Nicole and Victoria Beckham: Nicole is thinner than Victoria. I didn't think that was possible. Seeing Double | Victoria Beckham, Nicole Richie Heels and shorts? Iew. Seeing Double | Angelina Jolie, Victoria Beckham We are the girls in black. Don't mess with us! Seeing Double | Angelina Jolie Angelina Jolie, covered with sensors while filming the CGI-animated Beowulf (right, in Los Angeles), looked frighteningly like horror-movie boogeyman Pinhead (actor Doug Bradley). Who's scarier – the Hollywood hellion or the Hellraiser haunter?[source] Seeing Double | Goldie Hawn, Lindsay Lohan Can you believe Goldie Hawn is 59? Wow, she looks pretty good. Seeing Double | Gwen Stefani Christina is definately no Gwen! Seeing Double | Farrah Fawcett, Paris Hilton Not much has changed since should have compared Jessica Simpson or Pamela Anderson to Farrah instead of Paris. Seeing Double | Pamela Anderson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's all I have to say about these two! [source]
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Celeb Juice(re-published due to errors)

Jake is ready for his bike ride through the Malibu hills with Pal Mathew.  | Jake Gyllenhaal  | Jake Gyllenhaal, Matthew McConaughey Malibu seems like the place to be for everything. I will one day go there and act like a celebrity, with my Bro Eddie, to see what all the hype is about.  | Lindsay Lohan Lindsay parties all night with beau Harry, then shortly after, she checks herself into a local hospital for becoming overheated and dehydrated.  | Pamela Anderson Pamela Anderson plans to marry the ugly Kid Rock a few times this month. In St. Tropez, Malibu, Nashville and Detroit.
Nick Lachey shares a (passing) moment with gal pal Vanessa Minnillo while on MTV's TRL on Wednesday, where the singer premiered his video for his new single "I Can't Hate You Anymore." When co-host Minnillo told Lachey, "You're everywhere," he responded, "I'm everywhere!" before the duo broke out laughing.  | Nick Lachey  | Nick Lachey, Vanessa Minnillo Nick gets around on his own, above, then meets up with Vanessa for dinner. They share a puky first six month lovy dovy smile and gaze. Oh brother. Get a romm. I was told those exact words 15 years ago, when I was lustily smitten with my now husband. How nice that was.  | Natalie Portman Natalie Portman makes a big mistake with her hair. Come to your senses girl!  | David Letterman, Scarlett Johansson David Letterman helps himself to the bug lady's(Scarlett Johansson) mouth She recently had her four wisdom teeth extracted. Letterman used the fact to his advantage. WTF?  | Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt I think this is a horrible wax replica of Brad. They gave Angelina smaller lips. THe baby was right on the pacifier though! This is the latest addition to New York City's Madame Tussauds Wax Museum. The Jolie-Pitt family, (and the museum's first-ever infant replica) It was unveiled Wednesday. Forgive me for the delay in posting, but I have been so uninspired since my brother left to the Poconos. He inspires me to write here and gives me a certain giddy feeling when it comes to celebrity life and gossip. Come back already Eddie! Love ya.
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Pam & Kid: Going All the Way! | Pamela Anderson Pamela acts the slut even when engaged. She should hide her 39 year old ass so as not to traumatize her poor sons when they see her pictures at an older age. Pam & Kid: Going All the Way! | Pamela Anderson They're smitten, it seems.
All the PDA wasn't just play; things got serious for the couple on April 11, 2002, when Rock popped the question (for the first time). He put Anderson on his motorcycle, drove to the desert south of Las Vegas and proposed. "She's elated," said her publicist at the time.
Pam & Kid: Going All the Way! | Pamela Anderson Pam & Kid: Going All the Way! | Pam & Kid: Going All the Way! | On again off again, then finally tied the knot!
Mel Gibson Arrested for DUI | Mel Gibson
Mel Gibson was arrested for driving under the influence early Friday morning in Malibu. He was doing 87 mph on a 45mph highway. Gibson was stopped for speeding in his 2006 Lexus LS 430 at 2:36 a.m., charged with a misdemeanor and posted $5,000 bond, according to booking papers. "He was taken into Lindsay is irresponsible ...according to some.
Lindsay Lohan Blasted for 'Heavy Partying' | Lindsay Lohan has been chastised for calling in sick to the set of her movie Georgia Rule – by the head of the company producing the film. To read more on this, click here.
Lance Bass's Beau: I'm Proud of Him | Lance BassLance Bass is in fact gay!I just knew it! If you read back to one of my old posts in the archives, you will see I was on the dildo! Since revealing to PEOPLE that he is gay, Lance Bass has gotten plenty of support from friends and loved ones – especially his boyfriend, model, actor and Amazing Race winner Reichen Lehmkuhl. "Lance is happier than he has ever been," Lehmkuhl, 32, tells Access Hollywood in a new interview scheduled to air Friday. "It has been a long ride, and it's a huge relief and I couldn't be happier for him and I couldn't be more proud of him." When asked if media speculation about the pair's relationship prompted Bass to come out, Lehmkuhl says, "I think through the entire time of being in the closet, anyone is going to feel pressures from this or that." Bass tells PEOPLE that the rumors partly motivated him to talk about his private life. "The main reason I wanted to speak my mind was that (the rumors) really were starting to affect my daily life. Now it feels like it's on my terms. I'm at peace with my family, my friends, myself and God so there's really nothing else that I worry about." As for how the revelation might affect Bass's career, Lehmkuhl tells Access, "I think it is always best in your career to be honest. ... He is going to have more support and more happiness and more freedom than he has ever had before and it is going to be a liberating experience. I guarantee it." Indeed, Bass is developing an Odd Couple-inspired sitcom pilot with his former bandmate Joey Fatone in which his character will be gay. Article from
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Saturday, July 22

Celebrity Ranks

Janet needs to update her attire.  | Janet Jackson YUK!  | Ashlee Simpson Ashlee is rockin the 80's boots. Yikes!  | Mischa Barton Mischa's Dad is like, "gimme some sugar girl!" and she's like "I don't think so, you drunken bastard!"  | Pink The always cool Pink has the ugliest fans! Her bitch aint so hot either!  | Carmen Electra Lil miss Prissy Face (she acts like such a priss) left her homo husband and is looking for beaver it seams in this photo. Lol. Ill! Wonder if Tommy Lee stole him from her. They've been spotted tonguing around. Barf! I like homos, but they are the exception! [source]
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Jessica's Bitches and Boobs

Jessica's Hot July: Coast to Coast | Jessica Simpson I just can't leave my bitch behind! Especially in New York. Jessica's Hot July: Coast to Coast | Jessica Simpson I can't leave this bitch behind either! I take him/her everywhere I go. Jessica's Hot July: Coast to Coast | Jessica Simpson I just had to wear this dress! I know my gigantic boobs don't fit in it, but it was so purty! OMG! I can post a million and still feel that shock and aw for the sometimes outrageous photos the paparazzi takes of her and her sis. [source]
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I just can't believe how much this Lil girl changed! She looks almost as plastic as Jessica. THis will be the last, "You Write the Caption" pic. Not asking anyone to write one this time...just wanted to post this pic that looks just like her sis. [source]
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Bye Bye Tina

Tina Fey will be leaving Saturday Night Live. Apparently, she's been executive producing and writing "30 Rock,", a new NBC comedy for the coming fall season. She also stars in it.
Evan Agostini, Getty Images
Tina Fey announces she is leaving 'Saturday Night Live.' Details
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Friday, July 21

My beloved has been spotted!  | Brad Pitt How can I pass up a Brad pic? Never.
After visiting hurricane-damaged New Orleans last week, Brad Pitt allows himself some R&R on Tuesday and motors over to Shutters on the Beach in Santa Monica on his custom Ducati. The actor will start his first job since the birth of 2-month-old Shiloh, Ocean's Thirteen, next week.  | Christina Aguilera
Once upon a time, there were singers who hid there identity and just let their voice be known if they were f-ugly. Well...need I say more?  | Jude Law, Sienna Miller
The nanny cheater is with Sienna again. What are you thinking Sienna? Have you no moral and personal values you live by? Cheating with the nanny is the biggest no no in a relationship! Go find yourself a real man!  | Jessica Simpson
OMG! (I won't braek that down for the millionth time.) I can admit I became a fan of Jessica's when she had her reality tv show, but I will never express the excitement you feel like the girl in the back-ground holding her camera phone. Oh Jeez! My Lor!  | Lindsay Lohan Lindsay has a book in her hands! Let me guess, How To Be A Diva In 10 Days? Nope, it's 101 Things to Do Before You Die.  | David Spade, Heather Locklear David Spade gets around. Especially with the ex's of Tommy Lee. You Devil Dog you! Go David! Go David! David Spade and Heather Locklear are in sync after dining at Koi in Hollywood on Wednesday. Last weekend she helped him celebrate his 42nd birthday with famous pals including Lindsay Lohan and Chris Rock – and gave him a $5,000 gold-and-diamond skull necklace.
Jessica's Hot July: Coast to Coast | Jessica Simpson Watch A Public Affair at your own risk...of being bored! All you see is Jessica's face up close...too close. The video premiered on TRL yesterday. They could have done much better. I won't even provide a link. It blows. [source]
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Celebrity Ranks

  Nicole Richie Boney Jonie and Crack head Jack take a walk in Hollywood on Tuesday.   Lindsay Lohan Lindsay's directorial debut...yea right...she's directing traffic here for a scene on the Los Angeles set of her new film Georgia Rule on Tuesday.   Beyonce Knowles Beyonce for my Bro!   Mischa Barton Mischa Barton and Wierd Al Yankovitz...witz...look great together once again!
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Thursday, July 20

Another day, another baby...   Britney Spears
Britney is like...Oh my god! I can't believe I'm pregnant again! Only this time my Kevy isn't around as much as I'd like. And to top it off, I have to spend the day with this dork-wod. Maybe I should take his credtit cards away and ban him from his favorite wife beaters. Better yet, I'll secretly edit his soon-to-be released album and remove the duet I did with him!
  Uma Thurman
Check out my super dress on this super day on my super premier of my super movie called My Super Ex-Girlfriend. OOps! I forgot, this is me on a super day outside the Late Show studio in New York City.
Jessica on TRL, debuting her new video A Public Affair.   Jessica Simpson Jessica actually looks a bit heavier here. Can you imagine, a celebrity eating and not puking it? Jessica is replacing Nick with food. Hee. On her way in to the TRL studio.   Jessica Simpson Oh Ma Goh!
Her twin is shopping with a big fake smile for the paparazzi. Jessica is stealing all her food. Ashley looks bony...unusually bony. [source]
  Ashlee Simpson
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