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Saturday, July 29
Seeing Double!
The skinny on Nicole and Victoria Beckham:
Nicole is thinner than Victoria. I didn't think that was possible.
Heels and shorts? Iew.
We are the girls in black. Don't mess with us!
Angelina Jolie, covered with sensors while filming the CGI-animated Beowulf (right, in Los Angeles), looked frighteningly like horror-movie boogeyman Pinhead (actor Doug Bradley). Who's scarier – the Hollywood hellion or the Hellraiser haunter?[source]
Can you believe Goldie Hawn is 59? Wow, she looks pretty good.
Christina is definately no Gwen!
Not much has changed since 1975.People.com should have compared Jessica Simpson or Pamela Anderson to Farrah instead of Paris.
Oh...ma...Goh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's all I have to say about these two!
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Celeb Juice(re-published due to errors)
Jake is ready for his bike ride through the Malibu hills with Pal Mathew.
Malibu seems like the place to be for everything. I will one day go there and act like a celebrity, with my Bro Eddie, to see what all the hype is about.
Lindsay parties all night with beau Harry, then shortly after, she checks herself into a local hospital for becoming overheated and dehydrated.
Pamela Anderson plans to marry the ugly Kid Rock a few times this month. In St. Tropez, Malibu, Nashville and Detroit.




Nick Lachey shares a (passing) moment with gal pal Vanessa Minnillo while on MTV's TRL on Wednesday, where the singer premiered his video for his new single "I Can't Hate You Anymore." When co-host Minnillo told Lachey, "You're everywhere," he responded, "I'm everywhere!" before the duo broke out laughing.
Nick gets around on his own, above, then meets up with Vanessa for dinner. They share a puky first six month lovy dovy smile and gaze. Oh brother. Get a romm. I was told those exact words 15 years ago, when I was lustily smitten with my now husband. How nice that was.
Natalie Portman makes a big mistake with her hair. Come to your senses girl!
David Letterman helps himself to the bug lady's(Scarlett Johansson) mouth She recently had her four wisdom teeth extracted. Letterman used the fact to his advantage.
WTF?
I think this is a horrible wax replica of Brad. They gave Angelina smaller lips. THe baby was right on the pacifier though!
This is the latest addition to New York City's Madame Tussauds Wax Museum. The Jolie-Pitt family, (and the museum's first-ever infant replica) It was unveiled Wednesday.
Forgive me for the delay in posting, but I have been so uninspired since my brother left to the Poconos. He inspires me to write here and gives me a certain giddy feeling when it comes to celebrity life and gossip. Come back already Eddie! Love ya.







All the PDA wasn't just play; things got serious for the couple on April 11, 2002, when Rock popped the question (for the first time). He put Anderson on his motorcycle, drove to the desert south of Las Vegas and proposed. "She's elated," said her publicist at the time.




Mel Gibson was arrested for driving under
the influence early Friday morning in Malibu.
He was doing 87 mph on a 45mph highway.
Gibson was stopped for speeding in his 2006
Lexus LS 430 at 2:36 a.m., charged with a
misdemeanor and posted $5,000 bond,
according to booking papers. "He was
taken into
Lindsay is irresponsible ...according to some.


Saturday, July 22
Celebrity Ranks
Janet needs to update her attire.
YUK!
Ashlee is rockin the 80's boots. Yikes!
Mischa's Dad is like, "gimme some sugar girl!" and she's like "I don't think so, you drunken bastard!"
The always cool Pink has the ugliest fans! Her bitch aint so hot either!
Lil miss Prissy Face (she acts like such a priss) left her homo husband and is looking for beaver it seams in this photo. Lol. Ill!
Wonder if Tommy Lee stole him from her. They've been spotted tonguing around. Barf! I like homos, but they are the exception!
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Jessica's Bitches and Boobs



I just can't believe how much this Lil girl changed! She looks almost as plastic as Jessica.
THis will be the last, "You Write the Caption" pic. Not asking anyone to write one this time...just wanted to post this pic that looks just like her sis.
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Bye Bye Tina
Tina Fey will be leaving Saturday Night Live. Apparently, she's been executive producing and writing "30 Rock,", a new NBC comedy for the coming fall season. She also stars in it.
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Friday, July 21
My beloved has been spotted!
How can I pass up a Brad pic? Never.

After visiting hurricane-damaged New Orleans last week, Brad Pitt allows himself some R&R on Tuesday and motors over to Shutters on the Beach in Santa Monica on his custom Ducati. The actor will start his first job since the birth of 2-month-old Shiloh, Ocean's Thirteen, next week.

Once upon a time, there were singers who hid there identity and just let their voice be known if they were f-ugly. Well...need I say more?

The nanny cheater is with Sienna again. What are you thinking Sienna? Have you no moral
and personal values you live by? Cheating with the nanny is the biggest no no in a relationship!
Go find yourself a real man!
Watch A Public Affair at your own risk...of being bored! All you see is Jessica's face up close...too close. The video premiered on TRL yesterday. They could have done much better. I won't even provide a link. It blows.
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OMG! (I won't braek that down for the millionth time.) I can admit I became a fan of Jessica's when she had her reality tv show, but I will never express the excitement you feel like the girl in
the back-ground holding her camera phone. Oh Jeez! My Lor!
Lindsay has a book in her hands! Let me guess, How To Be A Diva In 10 Days? Nope, it's 101 Things to Do Before You Die.
David Spade gets around. Especially with the ex's of Tommy Lee. You Devil Dog you!
Go David! Go David!
David Spade and Heather Locklear are in sync after dining at Koi in Hollywood on Wednesday. Last weekend she helped him celebrate his 42nd birthday with famous pals including Lindsay Lohan and Chris Rock – and gave him a $5,000 gold-and-diamond skull necklace.



Celebrity Ranks




Thursday, July 20
Another day, another baby...
Jessica actually looks a bit heavier here. Can you imagine, a celebrity eating
and not puking it? Jessica is replacing Nick with food. Hee.
On her way in to the TRL studio.
Oh Ma Goh!

Britney is like...Oh my god! I can't believe I'm pregnant again! Only this time my Kevy isn't around as much as I'd like. And to top it off, I have to spend the day with this dork-wod. Maybe I should take his credtit cards away and ban him from his favorite wife beaters.
Better yet, I'll secretly edit his soon-to-be released album and remove the duet I did with him!

Check out my super dress on this super day on my super premier of my super movie
called My Super Ex-Girlfriend.
OOps! I forgot, this is me on a super day outside the Late Show studio in New York City.
Jessica on TRL, debuting her new video A Public Affair.


Her twin is shopping with a big fake smile for the paparazzi.
Jessica is stealing all her food.
Ashley looks bony...unusually bony.
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